Any Top Gear fan will know that there are 4 presenters to the motoring show, it’s just the one in the white overalls and helmet called “The Stig” doesn’t actually speak.
Because of The Stig’s muteness, Jezza, Hammond and May have to do his talking and for him, and have created a number of “Some Say…” introductions.
So, we have compiled a list of some of the “Some Say…” Stig introductions from Top Gear for you all to enjoy, as a starter watch the video below and the list of introductions are below that.
- * Some say that after making love, he bites the head of his partner, and that he’s had to give up binge-drinking now that it ‘s got to £1.18 a litre. All we know is he’s called the Stig
- * Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground
- * Some say that his first name really is The, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they’d all be pregnant including the cameramen
- * Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals
- * Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face
- * Some say he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue
- * Some say he has a digital face, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar
- * Some say his scrotum has its own small gravity field
- * Some say when he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks
- * Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears’ head
Will will endeavour to put up more of The Stig “Some Say…” introductions in the future.
Any fans of Top Gear of the Stig may enjoy some of The Stig Personalised Posters available.
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